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Captain Teague
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:07 am    Post subject: Merry Christmas! Reply with quote

Merry Christmas! I know we be pirates, but do NOT raid Santa Claus! I tried that once; still not off the naughty list.
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Roland
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 5:24 am    Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas! Reply with quote

Captain Teague wrote:
Merry Christmas! I know we be pirates, but do NOT raid Santa Claus! I tried that once; still not off the naughty list.

So that's why your avatar is empty-handed - Santa hasn't brought you a cutlass or a parrot!

As they say on the Spanish Main, Feliz Navidad!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didnt get anything last year for Christmas. Don't know if it was caused by those girls in my modding or what but I'm up on the roof with my deer rifle waiting for 8 deer to come my way this year. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And Mele Kalikimaka for our friends in Hawaii!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Merry Christmas to all of my fellow pirates!
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Mr. Blue
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 5:12 am    Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas! Reply with quote

Roland wrote:
Captain Teague wrote:
Merry Christmas! I know we be pirates, but do NOT raid Santa Claus! I tried that once; still not off the naughty list.

So that's why your avatar is empty-handed - Santa hasn't brought you a cutlass or a parrot!


Umm ... no. He's empty handed because I keep raiding Santa and stealing Captain Teague's presents, and then put the blame on a different member of Cutlass Isle each year. (But not Rupert. Never Rupert.) So if you've ever got an unexplained lump of coal ...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought he was empty handed because he was dancing!
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Salty Dog
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought he was looking for a hand out!
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Roland
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salty Dog wrote:
I thought he was looking for a hand out!

He's not getting anything from me. His current gold total is twice mine!
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Mr. Blue
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What if he is holding an invisible rapier? Pretty tough to parry, I'd imagine.
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Rusty Edge
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, transparent glass is great for a dagger, but for a sword which is used to parry enemy chops, not so much...

What if he has one of them newfangled lightsabers?
I hear that the only defense against them is a flintlock...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Edge wrote:
What if he has one of them newfangled lightsabers?
I hear that the only defense against them is a flintlock...

Nah, the flintlock would just force him back one step - at least that's my experience.
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Rusty Edge
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But at least the bullets are too fast to parry, unlike those energy blaster bolts.
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Mr. Blue
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, you know. Laser based weapons can only fire at light speed. Apparently, that's pretty slow if you're a Jedai knight.
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