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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:36 am    Post subject: Pirate Jokes Reply with quote

Q. What's the worse nightmare for a pirate on a blind date?

A. A sunken chest with no booty.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q.How does a pirate greet a prostitute?

A. Yo Ho
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender says" hey buddy , you've got a steering wheel on your crotch. Pirate replys, "Aaargh , it's driving me nuts."
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2018 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The applicable phrase is indeed "AAARGH."
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