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TheDon
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:17 pm    Post subject: 3 Englishmen and an Irishman Reply with quote

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."

"Oh really? Hmm, I didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care!"

The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn," he says, getting up and heading for the Irishman.

So, the second Englishman tapped the man on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"

"Oh really? Huh, I hadn't heard that before."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off. Just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! Bar jokes have to be among my absolute favorites. Thank you, TheDon.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Love it. "that's what your buddies were trying to tell me." That gave me a good laugh.
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