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Hayashi
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 Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:46 am Post subject: Pun |
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Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for
something to do. They came up underneath a ship that was hauling
potatoes. Bob, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped
it over and ate everything on the ship.
A little while later, they came up to another ship, again hauling
potatoes. Bob again capsizes the ship and eats everything onboard.
The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes and Bob once again
capsized it and ate everything.
Finally his buddy Bill asked him, "Why do you keep tipping over those
ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?"
Bob replied, "I wish I hadn't, but I just can't help myself once I
start. Everyone knows you can't eat just one potato ship." |
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SlipperyJim
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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Egads, that was awful! Boo!! 
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Steal the crew, set fire to the gold, and make the ships walk the plank!
What? Oh, NOW I get it.... |
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fossaman
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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I give this one three groans out of five. 
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KingWilly
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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| fossaman wrote: | | I give this one three groans out of five. |
Three??? That's kind of you. I'd give it at least 4 1/2 groans. 
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"It's good to be the king" - Mel Brooks
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Starry
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| Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:27 am Post subject: |
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Some jokes are not meant for sharing...
*** being a name I edited out naturally...
| Quote: | ***: that was really, really sad. man..
Savage ops: see I'm not the only one with a horrible sense of humor!
***: I just lost 20 seconds of my life, that I'll never get back again.
Savage ops: True....but then again you did that before readng it too
***: no, not really
***: the quality of my life just went down.
Savage ops: yeah but that happens every time you talk to me, so what's your point?
***: true. |
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