A man comes into a pet shop, looking for a parrot. So the shopkeeper shows him a parrot: "This one our most colorful parrot. It can speak 200 words. For 150 dollars it's yours." "Well that's a bit too expensive for me..." the man says "Haven't you got something cheaper?" So the shopkeeper shows him another parrot: "This one over here isn't as colorful as the first and only speaks 100 words, so it only costs 100 dollars." "Hmm... That still is too much for me... What abour that little gray one in the back? That looks like I could afford it..." "Well tat one costs 10.000 dollars..." "What? Why is that?" "Well i've never seen it move and i've never heard it say anything, BUT the other parrots call it boss..." _________________ All to hell we must sail for the shores of sweet Barbados where the sugar cane grows taller than the god we once believed in.
- Flogging Molly
I second that. _________________ Blondebeard: "Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!!"
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Guybrush: "Si! He dejado en libertad los prisioneros, y ahora vengo por TE!"
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