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sparticus
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| Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:29 pm Post subject: Re: Now with AK-47 |
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What happened to Lightning Bolts ? |
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ExtraCrispy
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Zeus=/=Yahweh |
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Roland
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The AK-47 might cause you to overlook the fact that "God" dresses like a Jedi. |
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rupertlittlebear
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| Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Roland wrote: | | The AK-47 might cause you to overlook the fact that "God" dresses like a Jedi. |
when everybody knows he really dresses like
Elvis |
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sparticus
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:11 am Post subject: |
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| rupertlittlebear wrote: | | Roland wrote: | | The AK-47 might cause you to overlook the fact that "God" dresses like a Jedi. |
when everybody knows he really dresses like
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Then it true then !!! - Elvis lives. |
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Rusty Edge
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Surely God would use an UZI, built by His Chosen People, rather than an AK47 built by Communist Atheists? |
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ExtraCrispy
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Meh. God can walk on water. |
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sparticus
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| ExtraCrispy wrote: | | Meh. God can walk on water. |
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/God
Final Proof of the Non-Existence of God
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78FlA9ilBKM
The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proved by a Babel Fish.
Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. |
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