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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
Why thank you, Rusty. I like the fencing glasses one myself (though I say so as shouldn't) because I know exactly what losing your glasses is like. (I lost a pair in the ocean. I'll never find that pair again.)


I think I found them - they washed up recently pulverised into sand - from whence they derived.. Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean glasses to glasses, dust to dust?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
You mean glasses to glasses, dust to dust?


Heah !!! You'll have to speak up Sonny... Bit Deaf ... Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well now we know that Spart's hearing aid is also lost at sea. There is some elderly crab somewhere who has suddenly experienced improved vision and hearing.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
Well now we know that Spart's hearing aid is also lost at sea. There is some elderly crab somewhere who has suddenly experienced improved vision and hearing.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are too old when you realize that you remember the days when the queen of England looked like the daughter of the Queen Mother, but now she looks like the Queen Mother.
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