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Salty Dog
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:06 am Post subject: Pirate Girls |
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What type of girls do pirates like?
Ayyyye candy! |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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For many a young pirate the more important question is what type of girls like pirates? _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Salty Dog
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:57 am Post subject: |
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!" |
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Salty Dog
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:30 am Post subject: |
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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" |
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Captain Teague
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:39 am Post subject: |
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Salty Dog wrote: | A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" |
I laughed harder than I should have. At both of your jokes. _________________ The Code is the Law. |
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