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Ruslan the pirate
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are too old when:

The shipcaptain's words "You scarvy pirate" are the truth about you.

The governors daughter enters the room and tells to her father "How nice to see you again darling" thinking that you are her old father-governor.

Instead of breaking the door of the remote location where one of your relatives is held, you trying to find a key...
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Orangebeard
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...You sail out of port in front of a strong wind! And ask your First Mate where you are going...

...You have to remind your son to reef the sails and pump the bilge whenever he borrows the ship to go out on date...
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The Blonde Pirate
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you call the enemy captain "whipper snapper"

When you fight with your walker instead of your sword

when it takes you 3 years to go from tortuga to leogane
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brigatetour1700
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya know ya be too old...

When you call Montalban, "Youngin'"

When you're hit by a car on your hike to Gran Granada.

When you can't pay to repair your ship anymore, thanks to inflation.

When the govenor's daughter asks you to accompany her to the evening dance club.

When you have antique collecters following you for your ship.

....Heck, when you have antique collecters following you for you!
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Tom Pullings
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you be introduced to the younger sister.

When the captain of the guard be sniggering down at ye from the window above.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you are getting too old when SMP is considered an old game.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You recall Y2k.
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sparticus
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
You recall Y2k.


As in 2 characters for the year date :


Yes - I worked on a Y@K Project for 2 companies.

Or are you referring to the gaming company ?
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Rusty Edge
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know you're too old when...

You fall asleep sneaking into town.

You approach the the city walls concealed under cover, not because of cavalry, but because of bladder problems.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Edge wrote:
You know you're too old when...

You fall asleep sneaking into town.

You approach the the city walls concealed under cover, not because of cavalry, but because of bladder problems.


You know you are getting Old when you have a car older then people you know - and you bought the car new.
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Rusty Edge
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparticus wrote:
Rusty Edge wrote:
You know you're too old when...

You fall asleep sneaking into town.

You approach the the city walls concealed under cover, not because of cavalry, but because of bladder problems.


You know you are getting Old when you have a car older then people you know - and you bought the car new.


You're probably more tech savvy than I, but I often say that a car has to be old enough to graduate for me to understand how to fix it myself.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Edge wrote:


You're probably more tech savvy than I.


Uh, I'm working on it. There's a lot of switches and stuff.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Edge wrote:
I often say that a car has to be old enough to graduate for me to understand how to fix it myself.


I prefer the less computer controlled cars - easier to fix my self. - and keeps my money - in my bank account.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you only remember the old prince of persia game. Razz Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
When you only remember the old prince of persia game. Razz Smile


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