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Areandbee
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:36 pm    Post subject: Ar! Yer getting too old when... Reply with quote

You go 0-8 versus the Captain O' the Guard and three of those times ye never even land a blow! (This actually happened to me last night - the upside was I had 168000 gold on hand and was down to 20 crew when I divided).

The Govenors Daughter says, "Hey gramps, how about a dance?"
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch, that would most definately suck. Oh well, time to retire I guess.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Ar! Yer getting too old when... Reply with quote

Areandbee wrote:
The Govenors Daughter says, "Hey gramps, how about a dance?"


You're too old when said woman is your grand daughter.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How old were you? What level were you playing?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

....the Uncle you are searching for looks younger than you.

....you get mistaken for the old guy in the tavern corner.

....the skull and crossbones flag on your mast is a self portrait. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're getting too old when you no longer care if a daughter is plain, attractive, or beautiful... because it really doesn't matter at this point! Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CGM3 wrote:
You're getting too old when you no longer care if a daughter is plain, attractive, or beautiful... because it really doesn't matter at this point! Wink


a spin-off to that one:

You're getting too old when you can't tell the difference on a plain, attractive or beautiful daughter.... and even can't tell the difference between said daughter and her father and Mendoza!!! Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Cool
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...when your grandfather has to come and rescue you.

...when what you really want the mysterious stranger in the corner to sell you is a good set of false teeth.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Captain Squid wrote:
...when what you really want the mysterious stranger in the corner to sell you is a good set of false teeth.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing "Set of perfectly balanced false teeth" Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...when the English Invasion Force you intercept happens to have a broadcast message of "We're on our way to The Falklands (Argentine Town)".
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...when you have a new quest to rescue Gillagen

...when a mummy has more wrinkles than you
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're getting too old when...

Montalban dies of old age before you vanquish him.

Instead of viennese waltz, you dance a square dance.

You drop the Governor's daughter during the cleavage shot.

You fall over the side of a ship you just captured while celebrating.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheDon wrote:
How old were you? What level were you playing?


27th year of career at swashbuckler level.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're too old when:

You prefer to kiss the daughter's hand so you don't throw out your back.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Captain Squid wrote:

...when what you really want the mysterious stranger in the corner to sell you is a good set of false teeth.


Laughing This is my personal favourite.
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