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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:04 am    Post subject: Starwars Jokes Reply with quote

Darth Vader walks into his local record shop and asks for a copy of George Michael's debut solo album

The guy behind the counter says "I'm sorry, it's out of stock."

Darth Vader shakes his head and says "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..."




Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up a bar tab?

He’s always a little short.




Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?

Because they always end up in a TIE.
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