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spetsnaz
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:37 am    Post subject: AL GORE FUNNY QUOTES Reply with quote

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
-- Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"The future will be better tomorrow."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."
-- Vice President Al Gore



HILARIOUS AL GORE BLUNDERS AND BLOOMERS


"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/996

"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
-- Vice President Al Gore

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history."
-- Vice President Al Gore
(Ed note. Hmmmm, anyone in particular come to mind?)

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
-- Al Gore

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make."
-- Vice President Al Gore
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You missed his most notorious blunder:

'During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.' - Comments made to Wolf Blitzer on CNN's "Late Edition" program on 9 March 1999 (or so I read).
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I took initiative in creating the Internet too! Can I be vice president now? PLEEEEASE!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- YARRR!!!
- Headrock for Vice President!!!!! Or the President of Vice? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yarrrrrr! Can I have both? Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

- I wanted to be the president of VICE. The main sinner of the nation. Please?
- I be givin' ye me votes, Mr. Vice President. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A lot of the quotes on that list are not really Algore's. Most were from another studious VP...Dan Quayle.

Algore's stuff is funny enough by itself, check it all out at:
http://www.gargaro.com/algore.html
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:34 pm    Post subject: Well Reply with quote

I take these kind of things for just about anyone with a grain of salt. I mean these reporters get the chance to ask you all sorts of questions and most you are prepared for but when they throw something at you that you never really expected then your expected to formulate a response that won't alienate people with little time to prepare. For anyone who's ever done impromptu speaking it can be tough.
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