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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:52 am Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris is so bad that he's good. Therefore we like him... |
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sparticus
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:51 am Post subject: |
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ... |
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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:21 am Post subject: |
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Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice. |
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sparticus
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:12 am Post subject: |
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ExtraCrispy wrote: | Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice. |
Yep - that's Sparticus - just a Chuck Norris - Sex Fan |
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:25 am Post subject: |
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ExtraCrispy wrote: | Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice. |
Chuck Norris is always the topic of all threads regardless of appearances, if you are Spartacus. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Blue wrote: | ExtraCrispy wrote: | Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice. |
Chuck Norris is always the topic of all threads regardless of appearances, if you are Spartacus. |
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:20 am Post subject: |
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sparticus wrote: | We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ... |
My 5 year old is convinced that the correct way to say this name is "Octopus Crime." _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:52 am Post subject: |
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How much cocaine and sex did Charlie Sheen have last night?
Enough to kill two and a half men. |
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Blue wrote: | sparticus wrote: | We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ... |
My 5 year old is convinced that the correct way to say this name is "Octopus Crime." |
Nice. |
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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ExtraCrispy wrote: |
How much cocaine and sex did Charlie Sheen have last night?
Enough to kill two and a half men. |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:40 am Post subject: |
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sparticus wrote: | Mr. Blue wrote: | sparticus wrote: | We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ... |
My 5 year old is convinced that the correct way to say this name is "Octopus Crime." |
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Well, it does bring some very odd pictures to mind, depending on what crimes you think an octopus might commit. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:28 am Post subject: |
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sparticus wrote: | ExtraCrispy wrote: |
How much cocaine and sex did Charlie Sheen have last night?
Enough to kill two and a half men. |
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How much Pirates! did Spart play last night?
Not nearly enough. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:37 am Post subject: |
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Has Sparticus lived through this nightmare? |
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