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ExtraCrispy
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris is so bad that he's good. Therefore we like him...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice.

Yep - that's Sparticus - just a Chuck Norris - Sex Fan
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice.


Chuck Norris is always the topic of all threads regardless of appearances, if you are Spartacus.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
ExtraCrispy wrote:
Managed to bring this thread back to it's original topic but still managed to talk about chuck Norris at the same time... Nice.


Chuck Norris is always the topic of all threads regardless of appearances, if you are Spartacus.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparticus wrote:
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ...


My 5 year old is convinced that the correct way to say this name is "Octopus Crime."
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile

How much cocaine and sex did Charlie Sheen have last night?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
sparticus wrote:
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ...


My 5 year old is convinced that the correct way to say this name is "Octopus Crime."


Nice.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Smile

How much cocaine and sex did Charlie Sheen have last night?
Enough to kill two and a half men.


Shocked Smile Smile Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparticus wrote:
Mr. Blue wrote:
sparticus wrote:
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. ...


My 5 year old is convinced that the correct way to say this name is "Octopus Crime."


Nice.


Well, it does bring some very odd pictures to mind, depending on what crimes you think an octopus might commit.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparticus wrote:
ExtraCrispy wrote:
Smile

How much cocaine and sex did Charlie Sheen have last night?
Enough to kill two and a half men.


Shocked Smile Smile Shocked


How much Pirates! did Spart play last night?

Not nearly enough.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Has Sparticus lived through this nightmare?
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