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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Has Sparticus lived through this nightmare?


I am not impressed with Sunken Chests !!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't be so superficial.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Don't be so superficial.
[img]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/107/671/original/47376_ORIG-son_i_am_disappoint_trollcat.jpg?1300677305[/img]


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparticus wrote:
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who=was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments..

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with

heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:


Nice.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gone blind from over doing it.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Gone blind from over doing it.
Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you have hair on your palms?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, master Robin. You're back from the crusades. Ahhhh! You've lost your arms in battle but you grew some nice boobs.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Oh, master Robin. You're back from the crusades. Ahhhh! You've lost your arms in battle but you grew some nice boobs.


King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfzWpp0hMc

AWESOME !!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wrong thread.. Shocked
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