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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then the rest of the gang members and golfers arrived. One of them brought out a hand gun and said "Never bring a cutlass to a gun fight."
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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Then the rest of the gang members and golfers arrived. One of them brought out a hand gun and said "Never bring a cutlass to a gun fight."


Sparticus was too quick with his Cutlass - and removed the Hand that held the gun.
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The rest of the men knocked out Sparticus and in order to torture him they deprived him of HoP.
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PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
The rest of the men knocked out Sparticus and in order to torture him they deprived him of HoP.


As Such - Sparticus was FUBAR, until suddenly he realised that this thread was also derailed, and it was only a bad dream. Smile
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He then woke up and found himself screaming "LETS FREE SCOTLAND!"
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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He then woke up and found himself screaming "LETS FREE SCOTLAND!"


But another Dream where by his entrails were pulled out - derailed that thought.
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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He then woke up in his Middle School classroom without clothes on.
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He then woke up in his Middle School classroom without clothes on.


And remembered why he was naked - he smiled to himself...
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

then streaked across the school. Got arrested for indecent exposure.
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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then streaked across the school. Got arrested for indecent exposure.


But the Police were so impressed with what they saw they decided .......
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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A) to sculpt a statue of Sparticus like Michelangelo's David?
B) Liberate Scotland?
C) join Sparticus in the streaking?
D) laugh at him, then arrest him?
E) Play a round of Doom with Spartiucs?
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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A) to sculpt a statue of Sparticus like Michelangelo's David?
B) Liberate Scotland?
C) join Sparticus in the streaking?
D) laugh at him, then arrest him?
E) Play a round of Doom with Spartiucs?


F ) All of the above
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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the only sane option: None of the above. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2010 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
the only sane option: None of the above. Razz


So that would be GSmile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus can walk on water, ExtraCrispy can swim on land.
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