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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:11 pm Post subject: Philosophy test |
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Once upon a time, a group of students in an unnamed school in an undisclosed location had to write a test from Philosophy. The students only had one task: the teacher put a chair on the top of his desk and told everyone: "Alright, this is what you have to do. Prove that this chair doesn't exist."
Of course, all the students started writing like mad on their papers. In the end, everyone had filled at least two pages, except one of them. All this student wrote was: "What chair?". _________________ Every time you capture a SoL a kitten dies. So please sink the SoLs |
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sparticus
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:28 am Post subject: Re: Philosophy test |
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Swordeater wrote: | Once upon a time, a group of students in an unnamed school in an undisclosed location had to write a test from Philosophy. The students only had one task: the teacher put a chair on the top of his desk and told everyone: "Alright, this is what you have to do. Prove that this chair doesn't exist."
Of course, all the students started writing like mad on their papers. In the end, everyone had filled at least two pages, except one of them. All this student wrote was: "What chair?". |
Most Excellant - 100 Points for the " What Chair ?" Student. |
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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:23 am Post subject: |
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If Captain Ahab earns 36660000 gold pieces 10000250 but no one is around to witness it does it mean that Ahab earned 36660000 pieces of gold and 10000250 acres of land? |
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rupertlittlebear
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:26 am Post subject: |
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ExtraCrispy wrote: | If Captain Ahab earns 36660000 gold pieces 10000250 but no one is around to witness it does it mean that Ahab earned 36660000 pieces of gold and 10000250 acres of land? | Ahab be a pirate
Pirates don't earn money
So Ahab ain't no pirate
and the 10000250 is the number of his current wife. |
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sparticus
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:19 am Post subject: |
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rupertlittlebear wrote: | ExtraCrispy wrote: | If Captain Ahab earns 36660000 gold pieces 10000250 but no one is around to witness it does it mean that Ahab earned 36660000 pieces of gold and 10000250 acres of land? | Ahab be a pirate
Pirates don't earn money
So Ahab ain't no pirate
and the 10000250 is the number of his current wife. |
- how did you know ??? |
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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:17 am Post subject: |
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Ahab the polygamist pig.
[img]http%3a//www.freakingnews.com/pictures/7500/Polygamy-7831.jpg[/img]
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sparticus
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:24 am Post subject: |
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ExtraCrispy wrote: | Ahab the polygamist pig.
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I fixed your link - and what's this about being a pig - they all consented |
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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:42 am Post subject: |
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That's 36 gold pieces of per wife...
If you count the expenses on mistress, children's healthcare education, the mortgage on the new ship, money spent on gun powder as well as food... then it's zero gold pieces for Ahab. |
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rupertlittlebear
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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sparticus wrote: | rupertlittlebear wrote: | ExtraCrispy wrote: | If Captain Ahab earns 36660000 gold pieces 10000250 but no one is around to witness it does it mean that Ahab earned 36660000 pieces of gold and 10000250 acres of land? | Ahab be a pirate
Pirates don't earn money
So Ahab ain't no pirate
and the 10000250 is the number of his current wife. |
- how did you know ??? | That's an entirely different philosophy question worthy of its own forum. |
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sparticus
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:42 am Post subject: |
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rupertlittlebear wrote: | sparticus wrote: | rupertlittlebear wrote: | ExtraCrispy wrote: | If Captain Ahab earns 36660000 gold pieces 10000250 but no one is around to witness it does it mean that Ahab earned 36660000 pieces of gold and 10000250 acres of land? | Ahab be a pirate
Pirates don't earn money
So Ahab ain't no pirate
and the 10000250 is the number of his current wife. |
- how did you know ??? | That's an entirely different philosophy question worthy of its own forum. |
My Head Hurts. |
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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Yarr... You should have taken the blue pill. |
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sparticus
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ExtraCrispy wrote: | Yarr... You should have taken the blue pill. |
And Red one too - I would think - perhaps - 2 of each. |
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rupertlittlebear
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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sparticus wrote: | ExtraCrispy wrote: | Yarr... You should have taken the blue pill. |
And Red one too - I would think - perhaps - 2 of each. | everybody neglects the green pill. |
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ExtraCrispy
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Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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as well as the llama pill |
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sparticus
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:07 am Post subject: |
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ExtraCrispy wrote: | as well as the llama pill |
Probably Choke on that one. |
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