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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:47 am    Post subject: Now with AK-47 Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Now with AK-47 Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:


What happened to Lightning Bolts ?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zeus=/=Yahweh
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The AK-47 might cause you to overlook the fact that "God" dresses like a Jedi.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roland wrote:
The AK-47 might cause you to overlook the fact that "God" dresses like a Jedi.
when everybody knows he really dresses like

Elvis
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rupertlittlebear wrote:
Roland wrote:
The AK-47 might cause you to overlook the fact that "God" dresses like a Jedi.
when everybody knows he really dresses like

Elvis


Then it true then !!! - Elvis lives.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely God would use an UZI, built by His Chosen People, rather than an AK47 built by Communist Atheists?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh. God can walk on water.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Meh. God can walk on water.


http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/God

Final Proof of the Non-Existence of God
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78FlA9ilBKM

The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proved by a Babel Fish.

Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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