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ExtraCrispy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:14 am    Post subject: You don't exist Reply with quote

Edit: Some of the links in this thread is broken. This thread no longer has the context it was, and this thread does not make any more sense as a result.


See this video below:
https://youtu.be/fajfk11O_X0l0


Another equation for you.
Fact ExtraCrispy has a mind.
Fact the mind belongs to ExtraCrispy.
Therefore MY mind + body + etc = me

In the dictionary, the definition of the word MY is: "of, belonging to, made by, or done by ME

Therefore we replace MY with ME

Therefore ME + mind + body + etc.... = ME
We subtract ME from both sides...

Mind + body + soul + lifeforce + etc = 0.
Therefore ExtraCrispy doesn't exist.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:40 am    Post subject: Re: You don't exist Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Another equation for you.
Fact ExtraCrispy has a mind.
Fact the mind belongs to ExtraCrispy.
Therefore MY mind + body + etc = me

In the dictionary, the definition of the word MY is: "of, belonging to, made by, or done by ME

Therefore we replace MY with ME

Therefore ME + mind + body + etc.... = ME
We subtract ME from both sides...

Mind + body + soul + lifeforce + etc = 0.
Therefore ExtraCrispy doesn't exist.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?


Lucky I am not religious Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://hookedonpirates.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=83648#83648
Nope. Unless you are some sort lapsed/cultural/athiest Christian...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously, replace ExtraCrispy with Sparticus or whatever your name is.

Then attempt to disprove the equation above.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Seriously, replace ExtraCrispy with Sparticus or whatever your name is.

Then attempt to disprove the equation above.


But then I will dissapear into a puff of logic Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try it. See what happens.

What do you think Sparticus is? What makes up Sparticus?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Try it. See what happens.

What do you think Sparticus is? What makes up Sparticus?


1's and 0's
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Seriously, replace ExtraCrispy with Sparticus or whatever your name is.

Then attempt to disprove the equation above.


Easy. MY does not equal ME unless you are Popeye,"Me pipe, me spinach, etc. Therefore the proof of non-existence is only valid for Popeye.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my-
  –pronoun
1.
the nominative singular pronoun, used by a speaker in referring to himself or herself.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/my
Therefore Myself = ME

me
–pronoun
1.
the objective case of I, used as a direct or indirect object
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/me


I = My body + my mind + etc
I = I HAVE body + a mind + experiences etc
Subtract I from both sides.
A "I" or "you" is not required for the mind and body to exist.

What am I?
Most people would agree that I have a mind and a body.

Now is that mind and body be me?
No it cannot be. How can it be mine and ME?

Something cannot belong to ME and be ME.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
my-
  –pronoun
1.
the nominative singular pronoun, used by a speaker in referring to himself or herself.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/my
Therefore Myself = ME

me
–pronoun
1.
the objective case of I, used as a direct or indirect object
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/me


I = My body + my mind + etc
I = I HAVE body + a mind + experiences etc
Subtract I from both sides.
A "I" or "you" is not required for the mind and body to exist.

What am I?
Most people would agree that I have a mind and a body.

Now is that mind and body be me?
No it cannot be. How can it be mine and ME?

Something cannot belong to ME and be ME.


If I look into a Mirror - and I am not there - Do I Exist ???
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

รด ันี สนนา รืะน ฟ ทรพพนพ ันี ห้นีสก หำำ ันีพหำสด
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, keyboard spazzed out on me.

If you look in a mirror you will see a body, not you.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
Sorry, keyboard spazzed out on me.

If you look in a mirror you will see a body, not you.


If you look into a mirror - and there is no Mirror - where is my refelection ?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I learned 4 things about Extra C from this thread:

1: He does not exist
2: He does not think (see 1 above)
3: He is Popeye (who also does not exist)
and 4: He knows Thai (no surprise there)

If google translator is correct then he said:

Fred Neil ranging Na Rn×a Jeff Pine Top hospital ranging Wed Dr. Ni Nee Nee Wed disc Hmm ranging predators live.

Thai must be harder to understand than I realized.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No I had my keyboard set to Thai... I thought I had it set to English and started typing...

Quote:
1: He does not exist

Again, there is a THOUGHT and a FEELING that I exist...

Quote:
2: He does not think

My mind thinks not me. I am not my mind.
I showed you this already. Something cannot be me and belong to me at the same time.

Quote:
He is Popeye (who also does not exist)

1MY
: of or relating to me or myself especially as possessor, agent, object of an action, or familiar person <my car> <my injuries> <my man>
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/my"

Tell me how do you define "YOU" then?
What is it that makes Mr. Blue Mr. Blue?
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