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sparticus
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 5:11 am    Post subject: Sheep Joke Reply with quote

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

True story. (I think.)

An American goes to Australia. At the airport, an Australian customs official asks if he has any crimminal record. The Amerian says, "Sorry, no. I didn't know it was still a requirement."
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
True story. (I think.)

An American goes to Australia. At the airport, an Australian customs official asks if he has any crimminal record. The Amerian says, "Sorry, no. I didn't know it was still a requirement."


Smile I would have thought it would have been an England er Goes to Australia Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's one reason I think it might be true. If someone had made it up, it would have been someone from Englandshire.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Man walks over a hill - and sees an other man in boots behind a sheep - so the first man say's.

" Are you shearing that sheep ?"

- the man in boots says

" I ain't shearing this sheep with anyone... !!! "
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