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sparticus
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cat's in the Kitchen.

The Collective term for knives and forks is catlery.
Red flavorsome liquid - catchup.
The device that cook's with small cat's that excite's the water molecules is called a microcat.
For a treat we might enjoy a Cucumis melo - cataloupe.

They will even hold your boiled eggs for you.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think the room is called the kitten. Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Edge wrote:
I think the room is called the kitten. Razz


That would be correct pronounced - catrect.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

New term-

Discatnected. Removed , especially from the internet or telecommunications by the actions of a cat. Usually by pusskeyfooting.

example- "Dear, is the internet out? Oh! Never mind, I was discatnected again!"
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Edge wrote:
New term-

Discatnected. Removed , especially from the internet or telecommunications by the actions of a cat. Usually by pusskeyfooting.

example- "Dear, is the internet out? Oh! Never mind, I was discatnected again!"


Noice Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got "pusskeyfooted" twice today.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Setting up New PC's for staff.

PC - Personal Cat
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another good one!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sparticus wrote:
Setting up New PC's for staff.

PC - Personal Cat


At last I understand why every PC needs a mouse.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
sparticus wrote:
Setting up New PC's for staff.

PC - Personal Cat


At last I understand why every PC needs a mouse.



So that would explain the Cordless Mouse on Top of My Monitor...

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Purrrzling Playing with puzzle pieces.

I like to assemble jigsaw puzzles. I figure it's good for my short term memory and spatial reasoning.

. I have a puzzle saver, it's a large piece of felt that I can put the pieces on, and roll up at night around a 3 inch diameter cardboard tube. It works well.

Last night I started a new one. One cat likes walking across puzzle pieces, as in pusskey footing. It also likes to use the pieces for soccer practice. I had to keep removing it from my table. I rolled the puzzle up, chocked it in position with boxes, and went to bed.

This morning I came down stairs and my wife explained that over night the cat unrolled the puzzle saver , and started swatting pieces off of the table. My dog found some of them and mauled them. She likes to chew cardboard.
In the future I will be securing the puzzle saver with the straps, even if I'm not carrying it anywhere.
My wife proposes "Purrrzzling" to describe the behavior. Any thoughts?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe you should get your pets their own puzzle to purrrzle with!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rusty Edge wrote:
Purrrzling Playing with puzzle pieces.

I like to assemble jigsaw puzzles. I figure it's good for my short term memory and spatial reasoning.

. I have a puzzle saver, it's a large piece of felt that I can put the pieces on, and roll up at night around a 3 inch diameter cardboard tube. It works well.

Last night I started a new one. One cat likes walking across puzzle pieces, as in pusskey footing. It also likes to use the pieces for soccer practice. I had to keep removing it from my table. I rolled the puzzle up, chocked it in position with boxes, and went to bed.

This morning I came down stairs and my wife explained that over night the cat unrolled the puzzle saver , and started swatting pieces off of the table. My dog found some of them and mauled them. She likes to chew cardboard.
In the future I will be securing the puzzle saver with the straps, even if I'm not carrying it anywhere.
My wife proposes "Purrrzzling" to describe the behavior. Any thoughts?


My father and sister tried to do a puzzle on a green felt puzzle saver and it met with the same fate. No dogs, but we had five cats at the time (all rescues). I agree with your proposal.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roland wrote:
Maybe you should get your pets their own puzzle to purrrzle with!


Smile Nice.

How do you make a dog go meow ?

You freeze it,

then cut it in half with a Band Saw -

and it goes Meoowww !!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The purrposal has been approved. I suggest the the adjective purrplexing now applies to the mutilated and partly missing puzzle.
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