Not the answer he was looking for ...
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 11:14 pm Post subject: Not the answer he was looking for ... |
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An agnostic went into the wilderness to have time and quiet to think. He was not going home until he had decided once and for all whether or not to believe in God.
One day he got cornered by a gaunt, hungry looking bear, and he decided that he better find out if prayer works really fast. So he bowed his head and put his hands together and said, "God, if you are really there, please take care of this bear situation."
He looked up, and to his amazement, the bear bowed its head and put its hands together too. "I'm saved!" he thought. "This is a relgious bear."
Then the bear said, "God, if you are really there, thank you for taking care of my situation by providing a delicious meal ..." _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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sparticus
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:35 am Post subject: Re: Not the answer he was looking for ... |
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Mr. Blue wrote: | An agnostic went into the wilderness to have time and quiet to think. He was not going home until he had decided once and for all whether or not to believe in God.
One day he got cornered by a gaunt, hungry looking bear, and he decided that he better find out if prayer works really fast. So he bowed his head and put his hands together and said, "God, if you are really there, please take care of this bear situation."
He looked up, and to his amazement, the bear bowed its head and put its hands together too. "I'm saved!" he thought. "This is a relgious bear."
Then the bear said, "God, if you are really there, thank you for taking care of my situation by providing a delicious meal ..." |
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