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Mr. Blue
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 12:31 am    Post subject: Friday Math Reply with quote

On Monday morning, a mom noticed that her kid had done his weekend math assignment wrong. She told him to fix it and he said,

"No mom, its right. I did it on Friday night, and math works differently after lunchtime on Fridays. 4=8 and 1=3."

The mom said, "Who told you that?"

"Dad did."

The dad said, "Oh yeah, honey. I did tell him something like that."

"What was that about? How does 4=8 after lunch on Fridays?"

"I told him that the last 4 hours of work before I go home for the weekend feel like 8."

"What about 1=3?"

"Well, you know how I stop at the pub on the way home from work each day, and I promised you to only have one drink?"

"Well?"

"I said under my breath that on Fridays it would be three."
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sparticus
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 9:37 am    Post subject: Re: Friday Math Reply with quote

Mr. Blue wrote:
On Monday morning, a mom noticed that her kid had done his weekend math assignment wrong. She told him to fix it and he said,

"No mom, its right. I did it on Friday night, and math works differently after lunchtime on Fridays. 4=8 and 1=3."

The mom said, "Who told you that?"

"Dad did."

The dad said, "Oh yeah, honey. I did tell him something like that."

"What was that about? How does 4=8 after lunch on Fridays?"

"I told him that the last 4 hours of work before I go home for the weekend feel like 8."

"What about 1=3?"

"Well, you know how I stop at the pub on the way home from work each day, and I promised you to only have one drink?"

"Well?"

"I said under my breath that on Fridays it would be three."
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Captain Teague
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good t' know. Thanks mate!
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