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fleetp
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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Roland wrote: | There appear to be extra hands. |
Close enough. If you look between the second and third girls (counting from your left) you'll notice the face that belongs to those hands.
Your turn. |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:34 am Post subject: |
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No turns. Mr Spart said so.
_________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Captain Teague
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:46 am Post subject: |
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Mr. Blue wrote: | No turns. Mr Spart said so.
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A very unsanitary establishment. Not sure I want to eat bread touched by strange tongues. _________________ The Code is the Law. |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 1:20 am Post subject: |
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I assume you mean tongues belonging to strangers. Though perhaps you don't want to eat bread touched by tongues with a touch of the bizarre either. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Roland
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:38 am Post subject: |
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Could it be a misspelling of tongs? |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:01 am Post subject: |
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Bah! Captain Roland spoils it all with a dose of reality. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:13 am Post subject: |
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_________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:54 am Post subject: |
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And this one is just ... well ... words fail me.
_________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Captain Teague
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Blue wrote: | And this one is just ... well ... words fail me.
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That one always makes me look twice. _________________ The Code is the Law. |
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Roland
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:18 am Post subject: |
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So . . . just what could one get in exchange for kids? Mendoza wants to know! He's considering expanding his kidnaping business beyond his current specialization in governors' daughters. |
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Salty Dog
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:09 am Post subject: |
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You are absolutely right! Mendoza and Raymondo both work for Monty in the Kidnapping business! I have heard this in my Tavern many times from sailors, captains and even passengers who drop by. I've told all who listen and I am hoping some day we can deal with these people. The final straw was when they kidnapped Governor Marriott himself! this fellow he put in charge of Cutlass Isle(Mahli Carlisle) has done nothing to stop it and I believe he is in cahoots with this Spanish mob! You can read and add your news on the Role Playing Board! |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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Roland wrote: | So . . . just what could one get in exchange for kids? Mendoza wants to know! He's considering expanding his kidnaping business beyond his current specialization in governors' daughters. |
I believe 6 inches of steel through the vital organ of your choice is the going rate for victimizing children. It isn't called cutlass isle for nothing. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Rusty Edge
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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I thought the idea was to exchange a cranky one for a happy one.
You know, like those infant changing stations in the restrooms. Drop off a wet one, pick up a fresh one. I never tried it myself, but I've been tempted to suggest it to other tables in a restaurant. |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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I believe the stations you refer to are self-serve. No, I don't mean the baby does it, I mean you bring your own child in, change the diaper, and bring your own child out.
What struck me about the sign is that there are no spaces between the words. Kid Sex Change is just as valid an interpretation as Kids Exchange.
You know, for all those boys who really wanted a baby brother, moms who think that a little girl would be quieter and better behaved (don't count on it) etc. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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Rusty Edge
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:39 am Post subject: |
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My Mom is of the opinion that boys are better.
When they don't want to do what they're told, they object, and then one way or another matters are resolved. Girls, on the other hand tend to consent, and then disobey, or drag their feet, or complain, etc. Etc. |
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