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Salty Dog
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:06 am    Post subject: Pirate Girls Reply with quote

What type of girls do pirates like?

Ayyyye candy!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For many a young pirate the more important question is what type of girls like pirates?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salty Dog wrote:
A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

I laughed harder than I should have. At both of your jokes.
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