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sparticus
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:47 pm    Post subject: Why not to swallow a fly !!!!! Reply with quote

Why not to swallow a fly !!!!!


There Was An Old Woman

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!
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Salty Dog
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That one is a classic, been around a long time. I Had not read it in many years, thanks!

BTW - why do you mention Rupert in your signature. He does not come here any more, does he?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salty Dog wrote:
That one is a classic, been around a long time. I Had not read it in many years, thanks!

BTW - why do you mention Rupert in your signature. He does not come here any more, does he?


Rupertlittlebear last posted in 2012. I have no way of telling when he last logged onto the site.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I appreciated the warning when I was new here. I had previously known Rupert over at CFC. I think it's good advice.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about Howie, any way to find when he last logged in to this site? He has one of the girls that someone may want to "buy".
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salty Dog wrote:
That one is a classic, been around a long time. I Had not read it in many years, thanks!

BTW - why do you mention Rupert in your signature. He does not come here any more, does he?


He was an admin here / or still is - watching - who knows.

For a while we thought he was Sid himself.

I was so excited years ago that a remake of a game that I waited years for finally came out - and I posted my excitement on so many threads - that I was nearly banned - hence - Do not upset Rupert.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Salty Dog wrote:
How about Howie, any way to find when he last logged in to this site? He has one of the girls that someone may want to "buy".


Not that I know of, he last posted in November of 2009.
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