Random-jokes-not-worth-their-own-thread

[corsair91]

A pirate is walking along a beach and Stumbles across a girl with no arms and no legs and she's crying.

Being a sensitive and curious pirate he Stumbles up to her and asks, "aarrrrgh, why are you crying?"
She responds I have no arms and no legs and I've never been hugged."

This Pirate was at sea along time and didn't think twice about his response, he hugged her.

She continued to cry, "Why you still crying there missy?" said the pirate. "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been kissed!" cried the lady.

This is like plundering candy from a baby thought the pirate, so he bent down and gave the lady a kiss.

Yet the woman continues to cry uncontrollably "Why are you still crying?" asks the pirate. "I have no arms and no legs and I've never been F'd!"

The Pirate thinks for a second looks around for witnesses and pick the woman up and throws her into the water "Aye, now your f'd!" exclaimed the Pirate.