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JakeTheScot1
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 3:06 pm    Post subject: Business trip Reply with quote

I was packing for my business trip and my three-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this" and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her two fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers", pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
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corsair91
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

perhaps an Ice Cream is in order to distract from the missing booger
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