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watson42467
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a technical issue with your video settings. If you are using onboard graphics and an intel chipset, it's the way it's going to be. Also, unfortunately, you won't be able to play the game very long either. It will kick you right back to your desktop after a few minutes. Intel doesn't support the T & L technology the game imploys.

So far, the only suggestion that has worked is to buy a video card. That's what I had to do anyway.

You may want to check out the tech part in the forum.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:03 pm    Post subject: Thanks! Reply with quote

Thanks much! I ordered a new ATI Radeon 9250 256Mb card yesterday and expect it early next week. I look forward to being a real human being again!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Emmerson wrote:
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! The horrors! The horrors! She looks like some sort of Klingon/canine hybrid from hell! Shocked

That's a particularly fiendish dance pose she's striking there, Gun. I hope you sacked that city, just to rid the game of her vile presence!!


Laughing

Yeah, she's something, but what?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great job Rupert. I am at work now and in public now and have to try very hard not to laugh out loud.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OH MY GOOOOOOD! I'm dying over here!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Goddamn Rupert, that may have been your best masterpiece so far Smile

GODDAMN THAT THING IS HIDEOUS! I love her smile! Laughing Laughing Laughing

(STOP LAUGHING!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing )

Your daughter is so plain, she needs about 500 tons of Estrogen.

(Imagine sailing near a Spanish town, suddenly out of nowhere a Flag Galleon appears, bearing the caption "Delivering Hormones". That's a good sign to turn around and sail AWAY, UPWIND, WHEREVER)
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Characters images on screen Reply with quote

Salty Dog wrote:
Whenever I go to the dance or appear before a Governor, my character is a golden image, not a real person with clothes. Is this because my video settings are too low? Also, the Spanish Governors are golden images when I see them and when they are standing on the in the corner during the dances. Same for the tavern, my image and the Spanish guards are gold colored, not real looking people.
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This is the texture problem that people with Intel video cards (like me) tend to have. Get a new PC, or a new video card, or learn to live with it.

BTW, am I the only one who thinks the title of this thread sounds like part of a headline from a supermarket tabloid? "I Encountered Raymondo's Syster... And Lived To Tell the Tale!" Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Characters images on screen Reply with quote

CGM3 wrote:
Salty Dog wrote:
Whenever I go to the dance or appear before a Governor, my character is a golden image, not a real person with clothes. Is this because my video settings are too low? Also, the Spanish Governors are golden images when I see them and when they are standing on the in the corner during the dances. Same for the tavern, my image and the Spanish guards are gold colored, not real looking people.
Salty Laughing


This is the texture problem that people with Intel video cards (like me) tend to have. Get a new PC, or a new video card, or learn to live with it.

BTW, am I the only one who thinks the title of this thread sounds like part of a headline from a supermarket tabloid? "I Encountered Raymondo's Syster... And Lived To Tell the Tale!" Laughing
Steven King novel?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: I encountered Raymondo's sister... Reply with quote

Gun Pierson wrote:
Well even after being + 200 months at sea, non of my crew or myself got turned on by this babe. Laughing Check her out...



You didn't shave your beard this morning honey...


If you want to see what a real Pirate's woman looks like go on over to the Tavern here on Cuttlass Isle and feast yur eyes on the newest candidate for Governor's daughter of the year award! Very Happy Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gun Pierson wrote:
Like they say...our romance was intense but of very short duration and came mostly from 'her' part as you can see. Razz




you're killing me with luaghter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
i showed this to my friends and they all loved it!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't believe that nobody wants to start a Mod collection of the Daughters of Frankenstein.

And nobody has bothered to make a sail out of her.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gun Pierson wrote:
Like they say...our romance was intense but of very short duration and came mostly from 'her' part as you can see. Razz



Oh My Gawd!!!!! That picture is just tooooo funny. I can't stop laughing here.... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

u can keep the sister but i want that "kick me"sign!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PrinceScamp wrote:
u can keep the sister but i want that "kick me"sign!
Kick me is part of the Joke mod over at Civ Fanatics
Look on second or third page.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rupertlittlebear wrote:
PrinceScamp wrote:
u can keep the sister but i want that "kick me"sign!
Kick me is part of the Joke mod over at Civ Fanatics
Look on second or third page.


The chick dancing with Mr. Kick Me needs a shave doesn't she? Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howie wrote:
rupertlittlebear wrote:
PrinceScamp wrote:
u can keep the sister but i want that "kick me"sign!
Kick me is part of the Joke mod over at Civ Fanatics
Look on second or third page.


The chick dancing with Mr. Kick Me needs a shave doesn't she? Very Happy Very Happy


Yesh, it's part of the 'kick me' joke mod Rupert made. So people get two jokes for the price of one. Wink It took a long time before I noticed that one, until I took the screen you can see here.
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