Polygamist Pirates?
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Gun Pierson
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 Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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| WaxonWaxov wrote: | | Gun Pierson wrote: | | we have some younger pirates... |
No offense to you intended, but I'm really tired of this whole "save the children" attitude our society has. |
Yeah I know where you're coming from. I don't know the stance of Wolfie or Falconer on it though. Actually I never checked the forum rules here.
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rupertlittlebear
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| Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| SuperCutless wrote: | | waxon...do you have any children? |
Now this is a super straight line.
Could fill an entire forum from this quote alone.
There are just so many ways to take this
(ok most of them are out of context, but . . .).
Tie those typing fingers behind your back now Rupert.
Get out the Duct Tape.
Let me razz both of them just once, please oh pleazzzzzzze!
Pretty please with honey on top.
I said NO. |
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WaxonWaxov
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| Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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| SuperCutless wrote: | | waxon...do you have any children? |
I know EXACTLY how he meant this.
He meant "Waxon, you obviously don't have kids because if you did you to would be one of those parents who drive around with license plates that say 'Kids First', who worry about every little thing that little Johnny/Suzie sees, who goes out and buys every brand of sugared cereal the store has because if you didn't the kids would scream, who has their kids on Ritalin because it would terrible to make a child calm down the old fashioned way, who takes little Johnny/Suzie to the emergency room every time they sneeze, who says to Johnny/Suzie ‘2 plus 2 is four, not five. But that’s OK, you tried your best’, blah blah blah.â€Â
Here's something that might shock you: Children at a very young age notice that adult women have breasts. It's how they tell women from men. I mean after all, they only have about 100,000 years of evolution telling them "you want that, it's a food scource."
OK… I’m done now.
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Striker
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| Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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That is unless your The Family Guy getting in touch with his feminine side.
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