Alright, now I was looking up a Yorkshire accent a while ago, and came upon this joke. There is a 70-year-old man telling a joke in a vary good Yorkshire accent.
He was saying how where he lived, no one knew what a baloon was, and only city kids knew what they were. He also said that there were (instead of water closets) Earth closets (AKA Outhouse), with an opening in the back for easy removal of fecal matter (AKA Poop).
Some city kid had lost his baloon while walking down a road nearby a house, and shortly after a man had sat down in the Earth closet, the baloon had floated through the opening in the back of his Earth closet.
He got up immediately, feeling something rattling around underneath him, and looked in. He had no clue what it was. He called his wife in, and she wasn't too happy about going into the Earth closet.
"What's that?" She asks.
"I dunno."
"Where'd it come from?"
"I passed it." her husband says.
"How do you know you passed it?"
"Well it wasn't there when I sat down, and it's there now..."
Very worried, the man's wife calls the doctor. He arrives.
"What's that?" The doctor says to the man.
"I dunno."
"Where'd it come from?"
"I passed it."
"How do you know you passed it?"
"Well, it wasn't there when I sat down, and it's there now."
The doctor reaches for the baloon with his forceps. Being a baloon, it pops. The man falls over laughing. When the doctor and the man's wife ask him what was wrong, he said:
"It was a fart with a skin on it!" |
