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[jbsmith]

Q: What be brown and sounds like a bell?



A:Dung!

[Sullaford]

Actually made me laugh.
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[GreyFox]

For some reason,it's short but still funny
Ok,quickie here,I found around:
Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now"

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."
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[WhiteHawk]

"It was my first day with the hook"

LOL That was funny. Why didn't you tell me that before personally instead of waiting for me to find it on the forums.. =P

Well that one was cool. Maybe I'll find another one to post around here too.