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Airsaw
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Incitement to chat riot! Reply with quote


The original "respawner."
Behave, y'all.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:24 am    Post subject: 'Always look on the brightside of life...' Reply with quote

I doubt that is going to cause too much consternation or ire, at least not in post-Python Life of Brian christendom. 'He's NOT the messiah, he's a naughty little boy!' Marvellous film.
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Likely as not there is little that would shock modern christians (Europeans at least) aside perhaps from a film featuring the mythical Pope Joan, or portraying Jesus as black AND a woman... Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What, he wasn't a black woman?

P.S. Jesus was a nice little Judaean boy, he has all the symptoms. I love how later-day christians liked to portray him as this pale-skinned european (they probably didn't know what Judaeans looked like a thousand years earlier anyway), but he was like us, rough-skinned and tanned, and of course his penis slightly altered.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

almost anytime before 1800 in almost anywhere in Europe there would not have been a riot about that cartoon.
Just a little "heat".

(You would have been burned alive.)

Ok, some of the "reformers" might have let you live.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

headrock wrote:
What, he wasn't a black woman?

I don't think so, though I seem to recall he may have a been a young black man in a Madonna video...
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headrock wrote:
and of course his penis slightly altered.

Oh no...now you've gone done it...insulted the Lord's member... And for that you will burn in hell...guaranteed!
Ain't gonna get no help from the Jesuit missionaries no more you hear? The Missionary position on this issue is quite firm...leave tha Holy Sceptre alone.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well . . . he didn't leave any children behind.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rupertlittlebear wrote:
well . . . he didn't leave any children behind.

Not if you believe the Da Vinci Code...
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How would Da Vinci have known? Musta been one of his past lives.

Speaking of Python. Any Doctor Who fans out there?
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