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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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oldman wrote: | Howie wrote: | Emma says: Oldman dear, why does this nice fellow Captain Howie keep calling you Grandpa? |
Oh... that's because Captain Howie admires my ability to adopt girls all over the place as my daughters. Gabrial came from one of the girl whom I had adopted long ago. That's why, Gabrial is calling me Grandpa and you ... grandma. |
Emma says: Well now Grandpa Oldman, I don't think I like being called Grandma by some snot nosed kid and some guy that is most likely older then I am!
Captain Howie says: My, My Grandpa. She is a feisty one now isn't she! _________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Howie wrote: | Emma says: Well now Grandpa Oldman, I don't think I like being called Grandma by some snot nosed kid and some guy that is most likely older then I am!
Captain Howie says: My, My Grandpa. She is a feisty one now isn't she! |
Since all my adopted kids are now grown, married, dead or separated... in honour of my wife's request... I will cut any relation with those former relation. Therefore, from now on, my wife Emma... will simply be called Mrs. Oldman. As for myself, just Papa Oldman. _________________ Seeking new bride in place of gramma Emma. |
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Howie
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:43 am Post subject: |
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Well no matter what you say Oldman or what your new wife says. I'm still going to call you Grandpa. And I'm sure Gabrial will as well! So there. _________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:38 am Post subject: |
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Howie wrote: | Well no matter what you say Oldman or what your new wife says. I'm still going to call you Grandpa. And I'm sure Gabrial will as well! So there. |
Hmm... you never know... If my marriage is short... then I might consider to re-adopt those kids again. Afterall, just look at how short Captain Wolfie's marriage has been so far... a rather short one. His relation with assistant Cathy is by far the longest of all... even longer than Gabrilla.
Then again... Your marriages turn out to be pretty good... Occasional complaints from Elena and Rosemary... but, all in all, you handle the travel between the two islands quiet well.
Well... I guess, when the time is up... then I will know what I need to do. Heck, if Gabrial still hasn't figured out how to get me some great grand kids then... I might just marry Beatrice and do it myself... _________________ Seeking new bride in place of gramma Emma. |
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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Well, all I can say about Captain Wolfie is that he is one pirate that is very popular with the ladies. So it can be expected that he will marry many different ones and then get divorced.
So far I have been married to Rosemary and Elena for a very long time. I guess I am just a 1 woman man. errrrr... rather a 2 woman man! _________________
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:55 am Post subject: |
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Nah, Captain Howie, you are a 1 woman per island (1 G/I) man. _________________ Seeking new bride in place of gramma Emma. |
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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Just don't tell Rosemary that! _________________
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Howie wrote: | Just don't tell Rosemary that! |
Rosemary -- You don't want me to hear what?
Captain Howie, I think you are a bit too late for that... _________________ Seeking new bride in place of gramma Emma. |
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:37 am Post subject: |
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oldman wrote: | Howie wrote: | Just don't tell Rosemary that! |
Rosemary -- You don't want me to hear what?
Captain Howie, I think you are a bit too late for that... |
Captain Howie says: Don't worry your pretty little self dear. It's alright, thats just Oldman mumbling again. He does that sometimes.
Rosemary says: Oh Ok, sweetie. I understand what you are saying about Oldman. I don't think he knows he is doing that sometimes.
Captain Howie says: Well now Oldman, I do think that me beautiful wife has told you. Hasn't she! _________________
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:40 am Post subject: |
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Howie wrote: | Rosemary says: Oh Ok, sweetie. I understand what you are saying about Oldman. I don't think he knows he is doing that sometimes.
Captain Howie says: Well now Oldman, I do think that me beautiful wife has told you. Hasn't she! |
*Before Oldman could answer, Mrs. Oldman, Emma, showed up.*
Emma -- Rosemary, how nice to see you again... I see that you have won your man back. Good for you, us girls, need to stick together. You never know when one of these men is going to turn their back on you. You keep an eye on the Oldman for me, I will keep an eye on Captain Howie on Rum's Cay for you.
"Well now, Emma, I am a very down to earth, straight talk kinda guy. Why on earth would you think me otherwise? Afterall, all I do is to hang out with some of my best buddies... Howdy (aka Captain Howie), Woody (aka Captain Wolfwood), KrisitianVista (aka Kristian95), b4lazarus (aka Captain Lazarus). Ain't that right, Howdy?" _________________ Seeking new bride in place of gramma Emma. |
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Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Yes that certainly is correct Oldman.
You see Emma, Oldman has many friends here on these islands and he does enjoy drinking rum and talking with his friends.
So might I suggest that you not nag him so much about this.
I will ensure you that he will stay out of trouble. So no need to worry your pretty little self. And no need for you to have to fill your little head full of worrysome thoughts. Captain Howie will keep a watch out.
With that said, It's party time boys. Rum's on me! Last one over to the Lazarus tavern is a rotten egg! _________________
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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pss.. Howdy... b4lazarus only gives the best of rum for the last group... All the people arrived first will get the muddy tasting, Rotten Egg Rum... So, it's ok to be rotten egg for now. _________________ Seeking new bride in place of gramma Emma. |
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:29 am Post subject: |
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oldman wrote: | pss.. Howdy... b4lazarus only gives the best of rum for the last group... All the people arrived first will get the muddy tasting, Rotten Egg Rum... So, it's ok to be rotten egg for now. |
Well now Grandpa, thats why Captain Howie always insists on going down with his ship, is the last man standing in a battle and of course the last pirate to make his way up to the bar at the Lazarus Tavern! _________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: |
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Hehehe, not if I can help it. I will walk at my usual "turtle" speed... I think you will still be a half step too fast. That's ok, I will share the last drop with you. _________________ Seeking new bride in place of gramma Emma. |
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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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oldman wrote: | Hehehe, not if I can help it. I will walk at my usual "turtle" speed... I think you will still be a half step too fast. That's ok, I will share the last drop with you. |
Emma says: Not if you can help it Oldman! You mean not if I can help it.
Oldman I insist that you stop this drinking and the chasing of barmaids. I want you to stay home and to help take care of your children. You have 5 kids now and prolly 5 or 6 more on the way.
It is time that you started acting your age Oldman and stop partying with all of your friends. Like this Captain Howie, all he seems to want to do is drink at the Lazarus Tavern. _________________
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