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Elthium
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 Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:37 am Post subject: Need Help Badly! |
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After 26 months at sea I get back to Martinique and after too many OP Rums I decided to marry the rather plain daughter of the governor. Now my one true love, the beautiful daughter of the governor of Havana has got the whole bloody Spanish fleet on my arse 
Can anyone point me in the direction of Las Vegas or is Torquemada my only option?
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rupertlittlebear
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| Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:19 pm Post subject: Re: Need Help Badly! |
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| Elthium wrote: | After 26 months at sea I get back to Martinique and after too many OP Rums I decided to marry the rather plain daughter of the governor. Now my one true love, the beautiful daughter of the governor of Havana has got the whole bloody Spanish fleet on my arse
Can anyone point me in the direction of Las Vegas or is Torquemada my only option?
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Capt Peter Blackthorne
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| Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Never marry the plain daughters, no matter how sweet and pathetic they are.
Never marry the attractive daughters, no matter how much they may amuse you with their witty banter.
Always marry the beautiful daughters. They may be dumb as a box of rocks, with their IQ approximately equal to their bust size, but they possess a surprising amount of information about lost ancient cities, which can be yours for the price of an artful dance. |
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Nelson's Own
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Hah, yes. We didn't need to worry about poncy dancing masters cutting us out of money in His Majesty's Navy. |
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Luiz
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"You make your bed , you sleep in it" !!!I guess you cannot divorce plane Jane so , get fire power and kick ass back !!!   
keep the carrot in front of the donkey until you about to retire , then marry
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golden_abyss
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| Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:25 am Post subject: |
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er why did you marry a plain daughter by the powers they be ugly as a barnacle and dump to boot.
ye seek the buetiful one's laddie there chest makes up froe there lack of brains and they know more crap than any other charecter in the game
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Bllasae
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Capture the city, change the governor to English, etc. (To another one other than that Civilization) and maybe that'll work, but I doubt it. Anyone know if you're allowed to marry more than one? |
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RobbyL9
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You're not allowed to marry more than once, and I wouldn't do it if I could. It's a pity I can't be paid back for my loyalty by seeing what the children she bears me look like.
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