Random french jokes

The Blonde Pirate · Swabbie Posts: 77 **806 Gold** -

Okay dont get mad at me those of you who are part of the nationality in these jokes, they are just for a little fun.

How do you get a frenchman out of the tub?
put soap in it.

Why does france have so many trees?
So the germans can march in the shade.

A frenchman throws a pin at you what do you do?
Run!! because he still has the grenade in his mouth.

During a war the french fought valliantly, they threw sticks of dynamite at the germans. But the germans picked them up ,lit them, and threw them back.

Three guys are walking, one is American, one is French, and the other is British. Then a genie pops up and says " I will give each of you one wish"
The American,who was a farmer, says "I wish that the land in America was forever fertile." He dissapeared and the land was fertile. The French guy says, "I love France very very much. So I want a wall around It that nothing can get in or out of." He also dissapeared. The British guy says "Tell me about this wall of his." "It is 200 feet high, 90 feet thick and nothing can get in or out of it." replies the genie. The British guy thinks for a minute and then says, "fill it up with water."
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The Blonde Pirate · Swabbie Posts: 77 **806 Gold** -

Okay now these ones are a bit off topic, because they are about Chuck Norris:

Why does the boogeyman check his closet evry night?
To make sure Chuck Norris isnt in there.

Did you know Chuck Norris wipes his butt with plywood?

Did you know Chuck's tears can cure cancer?
but he never cries.

How do you make Him cry?
It's impossible.
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The Blonde Pirate · Swabbie Posts: 77 **806 Gold** -

The Blonde Pirate · Swabbie Posts: 77 **806 Gold** -

OK here is some more Frenchy jokes:

Did you know french tanks have 5 gears? Yeah 4 in reverse, and one in the forward direction, just in case they were attacked from the front.

now thats the only one I have for now, my friend came up with these I didnt. So I need to ask him for more. 'till then i'll entice you with "the highwayman" by Loreena McKennitt. ( yes this is the poem. but this is the song of it.)

The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees, The moon was ghostly galleon tossed upon the clody seas. The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moot and the highwayman came riding, riding, riding, the highwayman came riding, up to the old inn door.
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