Gator Shoes

[Bomer Fett]

Two Marine went to a Florida Naval Base for a school. While they were there they wanted to buy some gator shoes. They unpacked thier gear in thier assigned quarters, and went straight to a shoe store.

When they arrived at the shoe store the salesman informed them that they were out of gator shoes. The sales told them that two Army guys came in two days earlier also looking for gator shoes. When they found out there where none they set out for the swamp to get thier own. The Marines thought that this was a pretty good idea. So they went back to thier quarters and got geared up for the hunt.

The Marine moved stealthfully into the swamp with K-Bars in hand. They made it about a mile into the swamp when they heard a large amount of movement on the other side of a tree line. The Marines quietly moved up to the tree line to see what the noise was. When they got to a good vatage point, they could see the two Army guys wrestling with a 10 foot gator. The gator was really putting up a fight, and Army guys were struggling to maintain control of it in the knee deep water. The Army guys finally got the gator to the bank and fliped it over on its back. All at once one of the Army guys shouted, " Holly Crap! This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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[brwngator]

this is so funny thank you for posting it i sincerly enjoyed reading this
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