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 Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject: Pirate Joke |
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I found this one on the web. Thought it was pretty funny.
An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and
they they take turns recounting their adventures at
sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye
patch the seaman asks:
"So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies:
"We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and
a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were
pullin' me out a school of sharks appeared and one
of 'em bit me leg off".
"Blimey!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?
"Ahhhh...", mused the pirate, "We were boardin' a
trader ship, pistols blastin' and swords swingin'
this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped
off."
"Zounds!", remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by
the eye patch?"
"A seagull droppin' fell into me eye", answered the
pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?", the sailor
asked incredulously.
"Well..." said the pirate, "..it was me first day with
the hook.."
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Howie
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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Hahahaheee...  That is funny. Have I told you grsmith320 that I like your avatar. It looks good. One of the better ones that I have seen. 
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:54 pm Post subject: Re: Pirate Joke |
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| grsmith320 wrote: | I found this one on the web. Thought it was pretty funny.
An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and
they they take turns recounting their adventures at
sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye
patch the seaman asks:
"So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies:
"We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and
a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were
pullin' me out a school of sharks appeared and one
of 'em bit me leg off".
"Blimey!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?
"Ahhhh...", mused the pirate, "We were boardin' a
trader ship, pistols blastin' and swords swingin'
this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped
off."
"Zounds!", remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by
the eye patch?"
"A seagull droppin' fell into me eye", answered the
pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?", the sailor
asked incredulously.
"Well..." said the pirate, "..it was me first day with
the hook.." |
Punch-line caught me totally off guard. Good one. |
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Sashanan
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| Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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An old and rather bad pun:
"Cap'n! There be a steering wheel stickin' out of your zipper!"
"Arr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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Zem
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| Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 8:15 am Post subject: |
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Its a good joke, but it was posted already in this forum. I think there is an other topic regarding the pirate jokes. If you know more pirate jokes share with us!!!!!
Aaaaaarrrrggggggh!
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Sashanan
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| Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:10 am Post subject: |
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That's a heck of a lot of rum you have there, matey. Care to share?
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Zem
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| Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:52 am Post subject: |
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| Sashanan wrote: | | That's a heck of a lot of rum you have there, matey. Care to share? |
Come along with me! Let's drink a pint of rum!
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Erubo
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| Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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haha! I love that one! |
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