Jokes

[TheBosnian]

I'll start it off
Why wasn't the kid able to see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated Arrrr.

Hopefully you guys are better than me.
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[Sleet]

Ahh Pirate Jokes, good idea.

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Note: I take credit for any of these fine (and possibly not so fine) jokes.

[KingWilly]

There is already a thread on Pirate Jokes

Everyone is welcome to contribute their favourite Pirates Jokes there.
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[Sleet]

Oops. missed it. Sorry matey.

[KingWilly]

No problem..there are a few good jokes in there. I especially like the first one.
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Shiver me timbers!!!
"It's good to be the king" - Mel Brooks

AKA. Will Scarlett.