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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire caribbean and all I got was sacked Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire caribbean and all I got was...
....Mutiny on me ships
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire caribbean and all I got was malaria Sad Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire Caribbean and all I got was twenty nine step-mothers.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire Caribbean and all I got was a run down Pirate Haven on the mexican coast...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was this stupid shrunken head.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was a buggy light version of a Pirate game, since I don't have a Godforsaken Xbox Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was...

a crummy treasure map for a lost city...which I spent my entire life searching for, without having a clue whether I roam in the right direction!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and all that was left to plunder were pirates, priests, and natives!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was...

Overthrown in the 1950s. Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was...

....a broken sextant and a rusty bloodied cutlass!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was a politically correct buggy Caribbean Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was a puffy fencing t-shirt Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire carribean and all I got was his account to Cutlass Isle Exclamation Question Exclamation
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father conquered the entire caribbean and all I got was in a lost city
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