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Areandbee
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject: Ar! Yer getting too old when... |
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You go 0-8 versus the Captain O' the Guard and three of those times ye never even land a blow! (This actually happened to me last night - the upside was I had 168000 gold on hand and was down to 20 crew when I divided).
The Govenors Daughter says, "Hey gramps, how about a dance?" _________________ A pirates favorite place to eat? Ar-bees! |
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Captain Oliver Lawrence
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:18 pm Post subject: |
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Ouch, that would most definately suck. Oh well, time to retire I guess. _________________ Yo ho, yo ho, a Pirates life for me! |
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Störtebeker
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: Ar! Yer getting too old when... |
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Areandbee wrote: | The Govenors Daughter says, "Hey gramps, how about a dance?" |
You're too old when said woman is your grand daughter. |
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TheDon
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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How old were you? What level were you playing? _________________ TheDon
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte
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KingWilly
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:50 am Post subject: |
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....the Uncle you are searching for looks younger than you.
....you get mistaken for the old guy in the tavern corner.
....the skull and crossbones flag on your mast is a self portrait. _________________ Shiver me timbers!!!
"It's good to be the king" - Mel Brooks
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CGM3
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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You're getting too old when you no longer care if a daughter is plain, attractive, or beautiful... because it really doesn't matter at this point! _________________ I only do what the voices in my head tell me to do. |
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Kristian95
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:01 am Post subject: |
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CGM3 wrote: | You're getting too old when you no longer care if a daughter is plain, attractive, or beautiful... because it really doesn't matter at this point! |
a spin-off to that one:
You're getting too old when you can't tell the difference on a plain, attractive or beautiful daughter.... and even can't tell the difference between said daughter and her father and Mendoza!!! _________________ HaP! Real Pirates hang out there! |
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Captain Squid
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:45 am Post subject: |
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...when your grandfather has to come and rescue you.
...when what you really want the mysterious stranger in the corner to sell you is a good set of false teeth. _________________ "Have you struck? Do you ask for quarter?"
"I have not yet begun to fight!" |
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Kristian95
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:58 am Post subject: |
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Captain Squid wrote: | ...when what you really want the mysterious stranger in the corner to sell you is a good set of false teeth. |
"Set of perfectly balanced false teeth" _________________ HaP! Real Pirates hang out there! |
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Mycroft Stanyer
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:29 am Post subject: |
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...when the English Invasion Force you intercept happens to have a broadcast message of "We're on our way to The Falklands (Argentine Town)". |
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Bakas
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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...when you have a new quest to rescue Gillagen
...when a mummy has more wrinkles than you _________________ May you be forever touched by his Noodly Appendage!
WWAPD?
WWFSMD? |
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fossaman
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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You're getting too old when...
Montalban dies of old age before you vanquish him.
Instead of viennese waltz, you dance a square dance.
You drop the Governor's daughter during the cleavage shot.
You fall over the side of a ship you just captured while celebrating. _________________
Like my fossa? He's a pirate! |
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Areandbee
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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TheDon wrote: | How old were you? What level were you playing? |
27th year of career at swashbuckler level. _________________ A pirates favorite place to eat? Ar-bees! |
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Cap'n Tiger
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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You're too old when:
You prefer to kiss the daughter's hand so you don't throw out your back. _________________ Looking for the good life, sitting on the deck of my Ship of the Line, drinking my rum while the riff-raff scrub the deck and man the lines. |
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Grimmelshausen
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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Captain Squid wrote: |
...when what you really want the mysterious stranger in the corner to sell you is a good set of false teeth. |
This is my personal favourite. |
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