how very true this is

[Reddbeard]

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
'Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?'
The man below says: 'Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.'

'You must work in Information Technology' says the balloonist.

'I do' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well' says the balloonist, 'Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone.'

The man below says, 'You must work in business.'

'I do' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault.'

[Kristian95]

Hehehehehe good one there!!!
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HaP! Real Pirates hang out there!

[Vulture]

Not bad.
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32 brightly polished cannons, a bottle o'rum, ahh..... a pirates life for me!

[rupertlittlebear]

Old Computing defination:

Feature : Documented Bug.

[Blackheart]

Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Can't be done. It's a hardware problem.

[Pizza_Peep]

Argg
Stupid harware problems
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I disgraced my own name and forgot to think of corn as the most obvious and only answer.

[Grimmelshausen]

This fits precisely under the heading of this threat, even if it´s not a joke in the sense of the word.

"It´s been years since I worked as a physician, but I still know a corpse when I see one" - Liam Fox, foreign policy representative of the British Conservatives on the EU Constitution.