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 Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: Lovely Pirates |
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Well... Captain Howie was a bit concern about The Oldman's mission and goal in life at this stage of his pirate career...
Well... It is quiet true... my bones have been ... aching a lot... and in need of lots of massage... As I look into my semi-retirement... I just want you guys know... my new mission... will be to acquire lovely helping hands to ease my tension...
So... here they are...
 Ashley -- the servant
 Bertha -- the barmaid
 Cornelia -- the tavern singer
Demi -- the belly dance instructor
 Elise -- Kendrill's daughter, he is getting old... and she needs to be care for... just doing a good deed.
Francoise -- the french kiss instructor
Over time, I will be courting more lovely ladies to help with my medical needs... So, don't be shock to see them running around ... well... anyway...  This must be paradise.... |
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Kristian95
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oldman
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| Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Kristian95 wrote: | Hehehehe this starts to sound like Javi's loveboat  |
How big is Javi's love boat? I am considering to trade in my pinnance for a nicer nest... |
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oldman
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| Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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| oldman wrote: | | Kristian95 wrote: | | Hehehehe this starts to sound like Javi's loveboat |
How big is Javi's love boat? I am considering to trade in my pinnance for a nicer nest... |
Under the advice of First Mate Kristian... The Oldman has traded in his nice little pinnance "Speedy" for the lavishing Fast Galleon "Love Nest"  .
During the maiden voyage... "Today... is the finest day of my life... today... all my lovely ladies will be joining me on a cruise around the region..." smiling the Oldman...
"Plenty of rum and mead for everyone... " said the Oldman...
"Now any one wants to start trouble... " The Oldman point at the hardy crew... and their leader ...  The Not To Old Youngman will be throwing you overboard.
"The cover charge will be waived for today only... " ...
"All beverage will be on the house" ...
"The Entertainment will be provided by Captain Howie's estalishment"....
"Enjoy everyone... and let the party begin..." |
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Starry
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| Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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I might as well sneak onboard eh? Helloooo ladies. Mmm, rum. Any food? I mean an entire day without it wouldn't be much fun.  |
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oldman
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| Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Starry wrote: | | I might as well sneak onboard eh? Helloooo ladies. Mmm, rum. Any food? I mean an entire day without it wouldn't be much fun. |
Bertha is a fine cook... just don't ask her what she use for incredients... Otherwise, her cooking is tasty... Of course, we also have some declicious stuff cooked up by Lazarus... |
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Starry
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:07 am Post subject: |
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Hey as long as it ain't rat poison and tastes half decent it's fine by me!
I've half a mind to learn how to cook...but that's too damn much effort. |
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Howie
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:26 am Post subject: |
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What about Kendril's daughter Oldman.--->  She look's might angry that you have all these women on your new love boat. I hear she recently went out and bought a dagger. Watch out Oldman.  Never trust a woman with a dagger.
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oldman
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:33 am Post subject: |
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| Howie wrote: | | What about Kendril's daughter Oldman.---> She look's might angry that you have all these women on your new love boat. I hear she recently went out and bought a dagger. Watch out Oldman. Never trust a woman with a dagger. |
Bertha in fact, has a dagger...
Demi got pistol...
Cornelia got the whip...
Ashley ... and Elise... still have to prove to the rest of the sisterhood that they are worthy... So, they might cut some throat...
Cornelia... don't be decieve by her voice... She is the leader of the gang... Afterall... she only have a short whip... but she sure able to control the others nicely...
I think Elise (Kendrill's daugther) seems to have her eyes on Starry... not sure why... they have never met... I wonder... if they known each others already??? |
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Starry
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:09 am Post subject: |
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I can't help it. But trust me, looking doesn't mean anything. I've never gotten a woman to fall for me yet! |
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SlipperyJim
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:46 am Post subject: |
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| oldman wrote: | | Cornelia... don't be decieve by her voice... She is the leader of the gang... Afterall... she only have a short whip... but she sure able to control the others nicely... |
What kind of boat is this, again? And should I have my War Galleon nearby, just in case we need to rescue Howie from your crew...?
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Starry
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:38 am Post subject: |
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<yawn> anyone else awake? (Well, technically, I'm at work...)
I like bein awake when the stars be out...nice n quiet.
But I can't sing...lest I wake people up...the eternal dilemma.
Oh well, see ya tomorrow. |
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oldman
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:42 am Post subject: |
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| Starry wrote: | <yawn> anyone else awake? (Well, technically, I'm at work...)
I like bein awake when the stars be out...nice n quiet.
But I can't sing...lest I wake people up...the eternal dilemma.
Oh well, see ya tomorrow. |
After a day and night of hard partying... Most guests are fast asleep... Good thing, Slippery's War Galleon is nearby...
As we approach back to HoP... Elise and Ashley start to wake people up... A lot of them... well... wanted to stay... They had way too much fun, drink, and of course... a lot of them got private lesson with Demi and Francoise... ... but all good FREE, FUN thing must come to an end...
"Well ... people... time to get out the boat... unless you want to pay the 500 gp a day to sail with us..." said the lovely Cornelia standing with her black whip in hand... and a smile that can not be avoided...
"I'll be darn... Time to go and plunder something... No sense of staying on the boat... unless you can pay..." said the Oldman...
Many are reluctant to go... but, without work... there will be no fun... Time to return to their captains and get ready to sail... |
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Starry
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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Yer just lucky the ladies didn't find my stargazin spot  |
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oldman
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| Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Starry wrote: | | Yer just lucky the ladies didn't find my stargazin spot |
Somehow ... I think Elise has a heart for you... |
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