Hayashi
Seaman
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:02 am Post subject: More (bad) puns |
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The pirate captain was standing in his treasure pile. He didn't have very much: his booty was only shin-deep.
Q: How can you tell when a bucket gets sick?
A: It becomes a little pale.
I couldn't afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive, and steel wool.
I had a very nervous guitar playing friend.
He was always fretting about something.
Wanted: Newspaper needs freelance writer to cover zoo story about a mother bear about to have babies.
Applicant must be willing to start as a cub reporter. |
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