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Katherine the Bar Wench
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 Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:50 am Post subject: Pirate pickup lines ..... |
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Well ..... *sigh* since I AM A BAR WENCH and all ..... I've heard these all a THOUSAND times ..... so I thought I'd share and maybe one of your poor saps can expand your courtin' skills with the lower-class wenches ......
Katherine the Great
oh, excuse me, I meant
Katherine the Bar Wench
Mind If I climb your rigging?
Nice Mast.
Care to dock into Port?
Could you untangle my rigging?
Come swab my deck.
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Let's get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
Come on up and see me urchins.
Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
Well blow me down?
Prepare to be boarded.
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oldman
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:37 am Post subject: |
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Hmm... Too many words... I am an action type of person... A picture worth a thousand words...
*Then... the Oldman borrow a parchment from another bar guest and started to write down all the pick up lines...*
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Katherine the Bar Wench
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:35 am Post subject: |
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*laughing* yeah, the barnacle/rudder one really does it for me! |
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oldman
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:28 am Post subject: |
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| Katherine the Bar Wench wrote: | | *laughing* yeah, the barnacle/rudder one really does it for me! |
Wo.. slow down there... I am still writing things down... that damn ink just doesn't come out... damn damn...
*All the while... the only thing on the Oldman's mind... was that finest treasure chest standing in front of him... *
Indeed the finest pirate booty I ever laid my eyes on ... for sure...
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We have Katherine the Great disguised as a bar wench here!? 
Welcome to the isle, Katherine! 
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oldman
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 5:44 am Post subject: |
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| Wolfwood wrote: | We have Katherine the Great disguised as a bar wench here!?
Welcome to the isle, Katherine! |
Captain Wolfie... you are a hard man to catch ...
*If it ain't for Oldman having only one functional leg... he would have catched up with the Captain way back in the Westley*
You better not be flirting with the new barmaid... Gabrilla, soon-to-be your wife at Rum's Cay... is still crying at the courthouse... for YOU...
Now... when are you heading back? All those rumors about Gabrilla and Captain Howie... are just not true... You would really be a fool to listen to that type of talk... afterall, you two having been together for so long now... (almost two weeks... as the Oldman tried to recount the days)... You have gone through so much together... you should stick together...
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Katherine the Bar Wench
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:03 am Post subject: |
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| Wolfwood wrote: | We have Katherine the Great disguised as a bar wench here!?
Welcome to the isle, Katherine! |
Spoken kindly good sir ..... *looking around pensivly* I am NOT of noble birth, just a simple bar girl ..... yes ..... that's all I am. *relaxing* Have a real to pay for a grog sweetie? |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:15 am Post subject: |
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Captain Wolfie... what in the world are you doing... playing hide and seek... or the cat and mouse chase game?
*The Oldman just gone a full circle chasing Captain Wolfie around town... only to be back at Katherine's place*
Captain Wolfie... you would better come back to the Cay with me, for Gabrilla's sake... I think you two should close the chapter together if nothing else... She has been worry sick about you.
We better hop on that sloop of yours... it's gonna be faster than my Galleon "The Love Nest". 
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Katherine the Bar Wench
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:21 am Post subject: |
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| oldman wrote: | | We better hop on that sloop of yours... it's gonna be faster than my Galleon "The Love Nest". |
*laughing* Yes, you two bucks had better hop on the Love Nest (not the sloop), before Katherine gets any ideas ...... ideas ..... something concerning a longfuse, gunpower, TNT, and the Love Nest ......
*thinking to herself* This place COULD use some "explosive" excitement
*devils inside - grinning*
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TheSpanishRenegade
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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oooohhhhh.... explosives..... now you're talking my language  
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oldman
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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| TheSpanishRenegade wrote: | | oooohhhhh.... explosives..... now you're talking my language |
Well... if I were you... I won't be so hard press about explosive.
Just a few weeks back... Captain Wolfie and I have the misfortune on Rum's Cay... (a VERY long story... you should hop on a merchant ship over there to hear what the local have to say about that....) ... While saving the local from natural -- man made disaster... Kristian Pub was... flaten... That's why our pollmaster has been absence from Cutlass Isle lately... trying to revent the business at his beach shack.
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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Obviously, Katherine the Great Bar Wench...
And what tavern maid could possibly resist--
"Lass, have ye ever frolicked on a pile o' a million doubloons?"
(Not as thrilling as it sounds, alas; those coins are cold, and hard, and jab you in places you really don't want to get jabbed... and at the most inconvenient moments as well!  )
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Katherine the Bar Wench
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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"yer speakin' from experience are ya?" *Katherine laughs, careful not to tip the platter o' mugs* |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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Ha... at least some body is pay attention to the stocking responsibilities... Westley... look at her... She might be new on the isle... but she sure knows how to keep us happy with more drinks...
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TheSpanishRenegade
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| Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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has anyone checked Wetleys stock?? Is it well guarded, or is the sleeping barkeep the only obstackle??
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