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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But...but, Howdy doesn't know where Bistro by the Sea is... He will get lost, and not know his way back... Plus, b4lazarus said he is going to lubricate my peg-leg with the Fine Aged Rum.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Emma says: Well now Oldman, your son wants his supper so I suggest that you get cracking and drag that cow over here. Better yet you better drag 2 cows over here because Oldman Jr. is a growing boy. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howie wrote:
Emma says: Well now Oldman, your son wants his supper so I suggest that you get cracking and drag that cow over here. Better yet you better drag 2 cows over here because Oldman Jr. is a growing boy. Twisted Evil


No kidding, Oldman Jr. definitely intakes more than Oldman Sr. Two cows for the Oldman Jr. might still not be enough.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

By the size of him I think the Oldman Jr just might want to eat the entire cow. Possibly both of them. Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... Although, I have not checked his teeth... but, I think his baby teeth is big enough than most of the adults on this island. So, it is quiet possible Oldman Jr. could eat up as much as two cows in one meal.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How big are they Oldman? Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... Oldman Jr.'s front teeth are as large as a gold nugget. The cows on the other hand is about 500 lbs each.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hmm... Oldman Jr.'s front teeth are as large as a gold nugget. The cows on the other hand is about 500 lbs each.


Well 500 lb cows are real small cows aren't they Oldman. That won't be enough for Oldman Jr.

His teeth are as big as gold nuggets! That seems real small too after looking at your small gold pile there Oldman. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well... had it not been my wife Emma's taste for luxury tub (SOTL)... I would still have some golds left for rum or two.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oldman wrote:
Well... had it not been my wife Emma's taste for luxury tub (SOTL)... I would still have some golds left for rum or two.


Did you say that you are buying the next round of rums Oldman? Excellent, make mine a double! Wink Buddies
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