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BobbyChicken
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:51 am    Post subject: My favorite quote Reply with quote

I deny the allegations and defy the alligators.
-indicted Chicago alderman
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golden_abyss
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked what the hell that mean laddie?
me brain is fried so grap a fork Very Happy
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CGM3
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Homonym trouble; he presumably meant that he defied the allegations and those who made them, but didn't realize he was proniuncing a word with another meaning altogether.

One of my favorites:

"Good people sleep peacefully at night because rough men are ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell
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zhenelzuar
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!

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Tom Pullings
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CGM3, where does the Orwell quote come from? It is interesting; not exactly what I would have expected from him.
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KingWilly
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't mind this quote from Martin Luther King Jr...

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
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Bermuda_Shorts
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have many favourites, here is one I pulled off the top of my head:

"French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

I always liked it because it would make a great taunt in SMP, with a few changes of course Wink
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Pizza_Peep
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaaah, one of my favorite quotes, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."-Bill Clinton
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Asclepius
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got a couple of favorite quotes ...

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we will pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and success of freedom."
~ John F. Kennedy ~ 1961

We confide in our strength without boasting of it, we respect that of others without fearing it.
~ Thomas Jefferson ~ 1793


Fair Winds and Following Seas !!
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