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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wears a chasity belt.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Friar Tuck has a key.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The old Sheriff uses a chainsaw.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
The old Sheriff uses a chainsaw.


But Petrol is not invented yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember a literary term used to describe this.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anachronism
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" ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the term.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
That's the term.


Dr Who had the answer.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr. Blue?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exterminate !!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One day Sparticus was walking in California. He wore red - and a gang beat him up for wearing their colors. He wore blue and another gang beat him up. He got smart and wore plaid then a bunch of golfers beat him up.
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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ExtraCrispy wrote:
One day Sparticus was walking in California. He wore red - and a gang beat him up for wearing their colors. He wore blue and another gang beat him up. He got smart and wore plaid then a bunch of golfers beat him up.


He defended himself with his trusty cutlass - and laid waste to them all.
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