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sparticus
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:52 am Post subject: |
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Cat's in the Kitchen.
The Collective term for knives and forks is catlery.
Red flavorsome liquid - catchup.
The device that cook's with small cat's that excite's the water molecules is called a microcat.
For a treat we might enjoy a Cucumis melo - cataloupe.
They will even hold your boiled eggs for you.
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 3:14 am Post subject: |
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I think the room is called the kitten. |
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sparticus
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:56 am Post subject: |
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Rusty Edge wrote: | I think the room is called the kitten. |
That would be correct pronounced - catrect. |
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Rusty Edge
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Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:02 am Post subject: |
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New term-
Discatnected. Removed , especially from the internet or telecommunications by the actions of a cat. Usually by pusskeyfooting.
example- "Dear, is the internet out? Oh! Never mind, I was discatnected again!" |
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sparticus
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Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:10 am Post subject: |
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Rusty Edge wrote: | New term-
Discatnected. Removed , especially from the internet or telecommunications by the actions of a cat. Usually by pusskeyfooting.
example- "Dear, is the internet out? Oh! Never mind, I was discatnected again!" |
Noice |
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Rusty Edge
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Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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I got "pusskeyfooted" twice today. |
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sparticus
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Setting up New PC's for staff.
PC - Personal Cat |
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Rusty Edge
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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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Another good one! |
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Mr. Blue
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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:01 am Post subject: |
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sparticus wrote: | Setting up New PC's for staff.
PC - Personal Cat |
At last I understand why every PC needs a mouse. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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sparticus
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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:44 am Post subject: |
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Mr. Blue wrote: | sparticus wrote: | Setting up New PC's for staff.
PC - Personal Cat |
At last I understand why every PC needs a mouse. |
So that would explain the Cordless Mouse on Top of My Monitor...
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Rusty Edge
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Purrrzling Playing with puzzle pieces.
I like to assemble jigsaw puzzles. I figure it's good for my short term memory and spatial reasoning.
. I have a puzzle saver, it's a large piece of felt that I can put the pieces on, and roll up at night around a 3 inch diameter cardboard tube. It works well.
Last night I started a new one. One cat likes walking across puzzle pieces, as in pusskey footing. It also likes to use the pieces for soccer practice. I had to keep removing it from my table. I rolled the puzzle up, chocked it in position with boxes, and went to bed.
This morning I came down stairs and my wife explained that over night the cat unrolled the puzzle saver , and started swatting pieces off of the table. My dog found some of them and mauled them. She likes to chew cardboard.
In the future I will be securing the puzzle saver with the straps, even if I'm not carrying it anywhere.
My wife proposes "Purrrzzling" to describe the behavior. Any thoughts? |
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Roland
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe you should get your pets their own puzzle to purrrzle with! |
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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Rusty Edge wrote: | Purrrzling Playing with puzzle pieces.
I like to assemble jigsaw puzzles. I figure it's good for my short term memory and spatial reasoning.
. I have a puzzle saver, it's a large piece of felt that I can put the pieces on, and roll up at night around a 3 inch diameter cardboard tube. It works well.
Last night I started a new one. One cat likes walking across puzzle pieces, as in pusskey footing. It also likes to use the pieces for soccer practice. I had to keep removing it from my table. I rolled the puzzle up, chocked it in position with boxes, and went to bed.
This morning I came down stairs and my wife explained that over night the cat unrolled the puzzle saver , and started swatting pieces off of the table. My dog found some of them and mauled them. She likes to chew cardboard.
In the future I will be securing the puzzle saver with the straps, even if I'm not carrying it anywhere.
My wife proposes "Purrrzzling" to describe the behavior. Any thoughts? |
My father and sister tried to do a puzzle on a green felt puzzle saver and it met with the same fate. No dogs, but we had five cats at the time (all rescues). I agree with your proposal. _________________ The Code is the Law. |
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sparticus
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Roland wrote: | Maybe you should get your pets their own puzzle to purrrzle with! |
Nice.
How do you make a dog go meow ?
You freeze it,
then cut it in half with a Band Saw -
and it goes Meoowww !! |
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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The purrposal has been approved. I suggest the the adjective purrplexing now applies to the mutilated and partly missing puzzle. _________________ " ... the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. " George Eliot |
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